If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude.
(via thatpunnyguy)
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
(via christianmingle)
*rips off shirt* video gamES *rips off skin* video gAMES *jumps into space* vidEO GAMES *flies into sun* viDEO GAMES *dies* VIDEO G G GGGGAMMES
(via alotikawolf)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via justgowithitbitch)
